Larry belongs to an over 65 softball league, called The Creakers. They play every week, have a website, and a lot of fun. Here’s a typical email exchange:
Fred: I have a watch that was found in the parking lot adjacent to HF 3/4. Describe it and it is yours.
Larry: It was a gold Rolex with an inscription that said, “I’ll love you madly forever. Lolita”
Fred: Close.